MONTHLY METABOLIC MEMBERSHIP
FIX YOUR METABOLISM.
FIX YOUR HEALTH.
Within this membership program, you’ll gain the tools, knowledge, and support to restore your energy, improve your health, and finally feel like yourself again.
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4TH APRIL
FUNXIONAL METABOLIC HEALTH
No matter how long you've been suffering
YOU CAN IMPROVE YOUR HEALTH.
BETTER HEALTH = BETTER LIFE
Chances are, like many of the patients that walk through the door of my clinic, you've tried many ways to improve your health. I was once in your shoes too. No matter what I did, nothing seemed to fully help. It was frustrating. In short, I eventually figured out how to heal myself. I then used that process to help 1,000's of patients. Which I am now using to help people like you.
No matter how long you've been suffering
YOU CAN IMPROVE YOUR HEALTH.
Chances are, like many of the patients that walk through the door of my clinic, you've tried many ways to improve your health. I was once in your shoes too. No matter what I did, nothing seemed to fully help. It was frustrating. In short, I eventually figured out how to heal myself. I then used that process to help 1,000's of patients. Which I am now using to help people like you.
WHAT I WAS NEVER TAUGHT, AS A DOCTOR
FIX ROOT ISSUES
While seemingly unconnected, there is a common root underlying issue to the above health issues. What I am going to discuss below, I was never taught as a doctor. Yet, as I started working with patients, I had a "lightbulb moment". Patients started getting better, after this root cause was corrected.
In the research, each of these issues have either a root cause of metabolic dysfunction, or metabolic dysfunction is a large contributing factor. When patients fix their metabolic dysfunction, these issues tend to improve.
Ready for your health to change?
WHAT I WAS NEVER TAUGHT, AS A DOCTOR
Fix Root Causes
While seemingly unconnected, there is a common root underlying issue to these health issues. What I am going to discuss below, I was never taught as a doctor. Yet, as I started working with patients, I had a "lightbulb moment". Patients started getting better, after this root cause was corrected.
In the research, each of these issues have either a root cause of metabolic dysfunction, or metabolic dysfunction is a large contributing factor. When patients fix their metabolic dysfunction, these issues tend to improve.
Ready for your health to change?
"So, how do you fix your metabolic dysfunction?"
A Complicated Answer, Simplified
There is not a single approach a person can do to fix it. There is not a pill, an injection, a supplement, or an exercise that fixes it either. Simply put, it's a combination of the below issues that all need to be addressed at the same time.
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Inflammatory Foods & Fluids
1.
Inflammatory Foods & Fluids
2.
Key Nutrient Deficiencies
2.
Key Nutrient Deficiencies
3.
Decreased Detoxification
3.
Decreased Detoxification
4.
An Altered Gut Microbiome
4.
An Altered Gut Microbiome
5.
Hormone Imbalances
5.
Hormone Imbalances
6.
Improper Hydration
6.
Improper Hydration
7.
Toxin Exposures
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Toxin Exposures
8.
High-Glycemic Foods & Fluids
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High-Glycemic Foods & Fluids
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Sleep Deficiencies
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Sleep Deficiencies
10.
Improper Timing of Meals
10.
Improper Timing of Meals
11.
Neurotransmitter Imbalances
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Neurotransmitter Imbalances
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And More!
12.
And More!
Complicated Made Simple & Easy
I told you it is complicated. But I also said it can be simplified. Which is true.
There is a step-by-step process you can easily follow that will address all of these issues at the same time. In turn, the process will address your metabolic dysfunction. And when you start having proper metabolic function, your symptoms and conditions start improving and taking care of themself.
Why?
Because your body has an amazing ability to heal, IF you give it the right environment....and IF you give it that environment for a long enough period of time. Luckily, you don't have to figure all this out! I've already spent 15+ years studying this exact topic, and fine tuning the process to help people. I've now helped 1,000's and 1,000's of patients follow the simple steps to fix their metabolic dysfunction. Even when the majority of them had been suffering for years and tried "everything" to fix their problem.
Now, you can follow the process too. And when you do, chances are, I can help you too. I'll explain all the details in the below video.
"I finally have control over my health. My A1C is normal, the weight is gone, and I’m free from medication. I feel like I have my life back!"
- RICKI
BUT GUESS WHAT...
I've experienced the struggle firsthand.
Waking up exhausted, no matter how much sleep I got, became my normal. Mornings felt like a battle before the day even started, and by midday, I was drained, struggling to keep my eyes open. I leaned on caffeine to push through, but it never lasted. Blood sugar swings left me foggy, irritable, and unable to focus. No diet, supplement, or medication seemed to fix it. I kept trying different solutions, hoping for a breakthrough, but nothing truly changed. It felt like I was trapped in a cycle of exhaustion and frustration, watching my health slip further away with no clear way out.
I REALIZED ADDRESSING ROOT CAUSES, NOT JUST SYMPTOMS, IS WHAT TRULY TRANSFORMS HEALTH. WHEN I DID THIS, EVERYTHING STARTED TO CHANGE FOR ME AND MY PATIENTS.
I'VE BEEN THERE TOO...
I've experienced the struggle firsthand.
Waking up exhausted, no matter how much sleep I got, became my normal. Mornings felt like a battle before the day even started, and by midday, I was drained, struggling to keep my eyes open. I leaned on caffeine to push through, but it never lasted. Blood sugar swings left me foggy, irritable, and unable to focus. No diet, supplement, or medication seemed to fix it. I kept trying different solutions, hoping for a breakthrough, but nothing truly changed. It felt like I was trapped in a cycle of exhaustion and frustration, watching my health slip further away with no clear way out.
I REALIZED ADDRESSING ROOT CAUSES, NOT JUST SYMPTOMS, IS WHAT TRULY TRANSFORMS HEALTH. WHEN I DID THIS, EVERYTHING STARTED TO CHANGE FOR ME AND MY PATIENTS.
INTRODUCING...
THE METABOLIC MAKEOVER & MASTERY PROCESS
This membership walks you through the exact process my patients follow to restore their energy, improve their health, and break free from medications. Instead of masking symptoms, it targets the root causes of metabolic dysfunction. With step-by-step guidance, you’ll learn how to support your body naturally, experience a real health transformation, and see noticeable results in just six weeks.
INTRODUCING...
THE METABOLIC MAKEOVER & MASTERY PROCESS
This membership walks you through the exact process my patients follow to restore their energy, improve their health, and break free from medications. Instead of masking symptoms, it targets the root causes of metabolic dysfunction. With step-by-step guidance, you’ll learn how to support your body naturally, experience a real health transformation, and see noticeable results in just six weeks.
LET'S BREAK IT DOWN
Here's What You'll Receive
IMMEDIATELY AFTER JOINING
Gain Access
The moment you join, you’ll have instant access to the membership area, where everything you need to get started is waiting for you. Inside, you’ll find program manuals, food logs, recipe books, and step-by-step instructions designed to guide you every step of the way. You can start exploring right away, gaining the knowledge, tools, and support needed to take control of your health and stay on track for lasting results.
IMMEDIATELY AFTER JOINING
Gain Access
The moment you join, you’ll have instant access to the membership area, where everything you need to get started is waiting for you. Inside, you’ll find program manuals, food logs, recipe books, and step-by-step instructions designed to guide you every step of the way. You can start exploring right away, gaining the knowledge, tools, and support needed to take control of your health and stay on track for lasting results.
GETTING STARTED
Orientation
When you begin, you’ll be guided step by step through everything you need to start your journey successfully. The onboarding and orientation webinar will walk you through the process, what essentials to have at home, and key supplements to support your transformation. You’ll feel fully prepared, confident, and set up for success. If you ever need a refresher, all the information will be easily accessible in the membership area.
GETTING STARTED
Orientation
When you begin, you’ll be guided step by step through everything you need to start your journey successfully. The onboarding and orientation webinar will walk you through the process, what essentials to have at home, and key supplements to support your transformation. You’ll feel fully prepared, confident, and set up for success. If you ever need a refresher, all the information will be easily accessible in the membership area.
THE POWER OF COMMUNITY
Healing Together
Healing is easier when you’re not alone. Inside the community group, you’ll have a supportive space to ask questions, gain clarity on any part of the process, and connect with others on the same journey. Whether you need guidance, motivation, or encouragement, this group will be there to celebrate your wins, share insights, and keep you accountable. Together, you’ll navigate challenges, learn from each other’s experiences, and stay inspired as you transform your health.
THE POWER OF COMMUNITY
Healing Together
Healing is easier when you’re not alone. Inside the community group, you’ll have a supportive space to ask questions, gain clarity on any part of the process, and connect with others on the same journey. Whether you need guidance, motivation, or encouragement, this group will be there to celebrate your wins, share insights, and keep you accountable. Together, you’ll navigate challenges, learn from each other’s experiences, and stay inspired as you transform your health.
CONTINUOUS GUIDANCE
Ongoing Support
Support doesn’t stop after you begin. It continues throughout your journey to keep you on track. Regular support calls will provide guidance, answer your questions, and ensure you feel confident every step of the way. These calls give you the opportunity to get personalized help, stay motivated, and connect with others on the same path. If you can’t join live, recordings will be available in the membership area. Expert guidance and encouragement will always be there to help you succeed.
CONTINUOUS GUIDANCE
Ongoing Support
Support doesn’t stop after you begin. It continues throughout your journey to keep you on track. Regular support calls will provide guidance, answer your questions, and ensure you feel confident every step of the way. These calls give you the opportunity to get personalized help, stay motivated, and connect with others on the same path. If you can’t join live, recordings will be available in the membership area. Expert guidance and encouragement will always be there to help you succeed.
YOUR HEALTH TRANSFORMATION
THE RESULTS YOU'RE GOING TO GET
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Discover the best foods for your metabolism. Meal choices that are simple, satisfying, tasty, and effective. No more frustration or confusion.
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Your metabolism will work with you, not against you. With the right genetically-congruent foods, the hormones in your body will be optimized. Your body will naturally burn fat and provide you plenty of energy.
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You are in control of your eating, finally free from sweet and carb cravings. Hunger feels natural, not overpowering, making eating effortless and truly satisfying.
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No more afternoon crashes or sluggish mornings. With the right foods fueling your metabolism, you wake up feeling refreshed, focused, and ready to take on the day.
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Bloating, discomfort, and sluggish digestion are a thing of the past. Your body is absorbing nutrients efficiently, leaving you feeling lighter, healthier, and more vibrant. With a healthier gut, your brain begins to function normally. Clearer thinking, anxiety & depression lift, and you sleep better too.
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No more trial and error. You will gain a deep understanding of your body, allowing you to maintain progress with confidence. Beyond transformation, you will develop lifelong skills to keep your metabolism thriving, optimize your health, keep energy boosted, and enjoy a longer, more fulfilling life.
"IF YOU'RE ON THE FENCE, LET ME JUST SAY THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST DECISION YOU CAN MAKE!"
- KARI
"IF YOU'RE ON THE FENCE, LET ME JUST SAY THIS IS THE ABSOLUTE BEST DECISION YOU CAN MAKE."
- KARI
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YES, IT REALLY WORKS
AMBER HAS A CLEAR MIND AND ENERGY
"I finally feel like myself again!"
After three children and years of battling hypothyroidism, Amber felt drained and foggy. By nourishing her body with real, whole foods, her energy returned and her mind became sharper. No crash diets or pre-packaged meals. Just the right fuel to restore balance. Now, she feels clear, strong, and fully herself again.
ALEETA'S FREEDOM FROM KNEE PAIN
"I can move without pain again!"
After struggling post-menopause, Aleeta felt stuck. She was eating less than ever, yet nothing was working. Frustration grew as knee pain made staying active harder. By optimizing her hormones with the right foods, everything changed. Now, she walks six days a week, feels confident in her body, and moves without pain.
BARBARA'S SUCCESS WITH BLOOD SUGAR
"I reversed prediabetes without medication"
Barbara's blood sugar and A1C kept rising despite eating healthy. Her doctor suggested medication, but she wanted another option. In 90 days, with a personalized plan, her blood sugar dropped, her energy soared, and she reversed prediabetes. Now, she has the tools to stay healthy.
BETH'S FREEDOM FROM MIGRAINES
"Ten years of migraines, completely gone"
For over a decade, Beth suffered from weekly migraines and low energy. After applying what she learned, her migraines disappeared, and her energy soared. She now moves easily, feels stronger than ever, and enjoys activities she once thought were impossible.
GARY'S FREEDOM FROM INSOMNIA
"After 10 years, I can finally sleep!"
For over a decade, Gary struggled with severe insomnia. No supplement or medication helped, and his energy was drained. Once we addressed his gut dysfunction, everything changed. In just 90 days, he started sleeping through the night, his energy soared, and his focus improved. Now, he finally feels rested and refreshed every day.
KIM'S RELIEF FROM BACK PAIN
"I can move without pain again!"
As a school teacher, Kim spent long days on her feet, but lower back pain made it harder every day. She felt frustrated, drained, and stuck in a cycle of discomfort. After following a plan designed for her, everything changed. Within three months, her back pain was gone, her energy returned, and she finally felt like herself again.
RENEE'S POST-MENOPAUSE RENEWAL
"I finally feel like myself again!"
After menopause, Renee felt like her body had completely changed. What once worked for her no longer did, leaving her frustrated and exhausted. Once she learned how to support her hormones the right way, everything improved. Her energy increased, she felt better than she had in years, and her confidence soared.
RICKI'S TYPE 2 DIABETES TURNAROUND
"I got off my meds naturally!"
Ricki battled Type 2 diabetes for years, stuck on metformin and cholesterol meds. By addressing the root causes, his A1C dropped, his energy returned, and within six months, he no longer needed medication. Now, he feels healthier and ready to enjoy life.
TONYA FINALLY FOUND WHAT WORKS
"Fixing my metabolism worked!"
Tonya tried keto, cutting calories, and intense workouts with no success. Frustrated, she found a new approach. Once she optimized her metabolism, the weight came off, her energy soared, and her confidence grew. Now, she stays active and easily maintains her results.
WES HEALED HIS GUT AND GOT OFF MEDS
"Fixing my gut changed everything!"
Wes, a veteran, struggled with weight gain, low energy, and multiple health issues that required medication. He wanted to feel like himself again. By focusing on gut health, his energy returned, the weight dropped, and he no longer needed several medications. Now, he moves easily and feels stronger every day.
Grab your spot today!
As a member, you get access to the Metabolic Makeover & Mastery process. This means you'll receive everything you need to guide you through the process, support from the other members in the private community area, and group coaching calls with Dr. Pettke where you can ask questions. It’s your opportunity to take a proven process & finally transform your own health.
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This program is educational and informational only. This program is not intended as medical or healthcare advice. Nor is it intended to treat or cure any disease/condition. You should contact your healthcare provider directly, set an appointment with them, and discuss your individual disease/condition.
By purchasing and following this program, it does not constitute a doctor-patient relationship between yourself and Dr. M. Brandon Pettke